YES, when Hank commits, he commits.
Soooooo, as promised my cover leter. Ill blog better later.
Dear Jim,
Once I saw that this job was available I could not pass the opportunity to apply. I have been a customer at your store since you opened and I choose to purchase shakes from your store over your local competition. I am also friends with your current record holder and was present at its creation.
I am a hard working and dedicated kind of guy that will put as much effort into tasks I am given. I could be cleaning the floor and I would try my utmost to make sure it was as clean as it has ever been, and if it is not then I will clean it again until it is. I have experience with talking to a variety of age groups from toddler to parent as I am a Judo instructor at the Colchester Arena at a children’s Judo club. I am required to take classes of ages 4-10 and 11-17, and I also talk to some parents and answer any queries they might have.
I also like to think that I am pretty nifty with a blender. If something needs blending, and I have a blender, it shall be blended.
I hope very much that you take me into consideration and that I am not too late to apply for this position. I look forward to hearing from you and I would like to thank you for the opportunity of applying.
Yours Faithfully,
Daniel Root
So yeah, good times with "The Juggernaut" may make an effort to beat it this Friday :p
ReplyDeleteLOL. Seriously, eventually you are going to be spending over a hundred quid on one :L Im sure I could take a moment to join you in your next record breakers creation :P
ReplyDeleteThis is what I'm thinking:
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Skittles
Wham Sour Apple
Fruit Salad Chews
Jelly Beans
Refreshers
Haribo
Jelly Tots
Wham Cola
Bottom:
Popping candy
Custard
Topping:
Whipped Cream
Jelly Tots
Marshmallows
... Don't hold me to that, only a conspiracy so far :p
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